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Song Parodies -> "Don Don Donkey"

Original Song Title:

"Miracle Shopping (The Don Don Donki Theme Song)"

Original Performer:

Grace Notes Records

Parody Song Title:

"Don Don Donkey"

Parody Written by:

Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran

The Lyrics

I just returned from a trip to Hong Kong, a city consisting of a thousand square miles of mall, including the Don Don Donki super store, a kind of lower class discount mall within a mall that sells every conceivable sort of cheap crap,, including 45 masks. The theme song blares constantly over the speakers, eventually becoming an earwig.
Don Don Donkey by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran

I agree with stuff I see from Don Don Donkey.
When it seems I’m blue, I do, I always go there.
I go to him for a hateful screed, which is just what I need,
What I need, yeah, a hateful screed,
I can get it for sure.

Chorus: Don, Don, Don Donkey. Don, Don Donkey.
Mar-a-Lago paradise, it’s a wonderful place for spite.
Don, Don, Don Donkey. Don, Don Donkey.
Let’s go find someone new to hate tonight.
Don, Don Donkey.

I feel so high and satisfied with Don, Don Donkey.
‘Cause he’s like a fungus, full of amazing things.
I hear him, full of malice, at his Mar-a-Lago palace.
Let’s head on down there tonight for a good time.

Chorus: Don, Don, Don Donkey. Don, Don Donkey.
Mar-a-Lago paradise, it’s a wonderful place for spite.
Don, Don, Don Donkey. Don, Don Donkey.
Let’s go find someone new to hate tonight.
Don, Don Donkey.

Who you going to call?
Don, Don Donkey.
I knew it . . .
Copyright 2023 by Jeffrey Moran

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