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Song Parodies -> "I'm Top Squirt on Daddy's Swim Team"
Original Song Title:
"I'm the King of Wishful thinking"
Original Performer:
Go West
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Top Squirt on Daddy's Swim Team"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
Since I'm the oldest child without a college degree, I take solace in the fact that I'm top squirt on my daddy's swim team. So there! Neener, neener, neener
And I don't need a college degree
To put me on the victor's throne
I reminisce to days of my swim meet
I have always swam alone
People try dissin', and call me a clown
But baby! in the pool--watch out!
I swam mommy's tubes, she lost her pills
So began my life of winning
Then she told herself, "I'm over do" (missed her period)
And now I'm top squirt on daddy's swim team
And I'm so cool, to jump into my pool
Swimming's how I won my genes
And I'm just like the gleam in dad's eys
I don't like to loose you see--No!
Yes I've won a sport in mom's womb
And now I've got to pride my self
(chorus)
To put me on the victor's throne
I reminisce to days of my swim meet
I have always swam alone
People try dissin', and call me a clown
But baby! in the pool--watch out!
I swam mommy's tubes, she lost her pills
So began my life of winning
Then she told herself, "I'm over do" (missed her period)
And now I'm top squirt on daddy's swim team
And I'm so cool, to jump into my pool
Swimming's how I won my genes
And I'm just like the gleam in dad's eys
I don't like to loose you see--No!
Yes I've won a sport in mom's womb
And now I've got to pride my self
(chorus)
(C) copyright 2005
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