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Song Parodies -> "The King of Red Bull Drinking"

Original Song Title:

"The King of Wishful Thinking"

Original Performer:

Go West

Parody Song Title:

"The King of Red Bull Drinking"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

When I need to pick up some speed
You'll find me reaching for Red Bull
And it's a gift the way that it lifts me
I will always drink its cool
If I don't listen to that "pop open sound"
Then mabye I can control myself

I can't over do... my fridge is filled
Can't defend my squirl like thinking
And I've filled my shelves with more Red Bull
Cause I'm the king of Red Bull drinking
I am the king of Red Bull drinking

I refuel by intaking Red Bull
That's just how it is with me
And when I find there's bags on my eyes
Its pop open energy... yeah
And it has a hold on my heart
And now I can't control myself


I will always, always trade a beer for two (2 Red Bulls)
I can't over do

If I don't listen to the "pop open sound"
Then mabye I can control myself



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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Kristof Robertson - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Can't stand Red's too sickeningly sweet....but this parody charged me right up! 555
Johnny D - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Red Bull has a very clever formulation. Caffeine for the jolt and boost, sugar to fuel your brain to make the most of the jolt, and carefully-selected vitamins and amino acids that amplify the effects of the caffeine and prevent you from crashing down from the jolt. Kind of like this parody - good job, Lionel.
Red Ant - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah! That's the trick to making great parodies Johnny D. ! I have just been drinking Pepsi. Maybe I can get some wiings now. Sorry I can't vote Lionel, as I barely remember TOS, but it looks paced really well.
Lionel Mertens - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for all the great votes and responses
Michael Pacholek - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
King of Red Bull drinking? Does this mean the Queen of it, Paris Hilton, got married?

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