Song Parodies -> Hepatitis C
| Original Song Title: | "Hey Jealousy" |
| Original Performer: | Gin Blossoms |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hepatitis C" |
| Parody Written by: | Jeff Williams |
Tell Kid Rock I wont be home tonight
Cause my red blood cells just aint right
You see my liver aint quite working
Anyway I wont be at his show
The doctor said it might not be that bad
But its much worse than the warts I had
And if I hadnt blown that Tommy years ago
I wouldn't have this yellow tone
Tomorrow ill put on that stupid gown
And have a nurse wheel me around
By then who knows what else they'll have found
Its hard to trace
Hepatitis C
I got Hep C
I already had too much to drink
When we ordered one last round
And then they started stickin me
A vibrating needle was the sound
I really didn't want no damn tattoo
I didnt wanna say I do
But rather than have the shit kicked out of me
I just giggled and said ...me too
Tomorrow ill put on that stupid gown
And have a nurse wheel me around
By then who knows what else they'll have found
Its hard to trace
Hepatitis C
I got Hep C
I was his wife
And that will probably cost me my life
Cause my red blood cells just aint right
You see my liver aint quite working
Anyway I wont be at his show
The doctor said it might not be that bad
But its much worse than the warts I had
And if I hadnt blown that Tommy years ago
I wouldn't have this yellow tone
Tomorrow ill put on that stupid gown
And have a nurse wheel me around
By then who knows what else they'll have found
Its hard to trace
Hepatitis C
I got Hep C
I already had too much to drink
When we ordered one last round
And then they started stickin me
A vibrating needle was the sound
I really didn't want no damn tattoo
I didnt wanna say I do
But rather than have the shit kicked out of me
I just giggled and said ...me too
Tomorrow ill put on that stupid gown
And have a nurse wheel me around
By then who knows what else they'll have found
Its hard to trace
Hepatitis C
I got Hep C
I was his wife
And that will probably cost me my life
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