Song Parodies -> I Can't Fight
| Original Song Title: | "I Can't Dance" |
| Original Performer: | Genesis |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Can't Fight" |
| Parody Written by: | raddog20002002 |
This is another wrestling song viewed from anyone who lost in the WWE.
Hot lights beamin' down, I'm startin' to sweat in the ring.
Vince McMahon doesn't care, if I get beaten after hearin' a ding .
I can't fight! I can't win!
I just don't have enough strength and might
I can't punch! I can't kick!
I just keep losin' in every hardcore night!
Brock Lesnar has a bird-sized brain
I get so nervous cause he represents pain.
Paul Heyman doesn't care,
if Brock Lesnar hits me hard with a steel chair.
Cause' I can't fight! I can't win!
I just don't have enough strength and might
I can't punch! I can't kick!
I just keep losin' in every hardcore night!
Oh, and every fight is a big disgrace
Every fight has no holds barred.
Big Show's choke-slammin' me.
That guy's beatin' me, this fight is so uneasy
No fight will become better
And I didn't expect to see the Undertaker .
But I can't fight! I can't win!
I just don't have enough strength and might
I can't punch! I can't kick!
I just keep losin' in every hardcore night!
Oh, and every fight is a big disgrace
VInce McMahon just keeps getting mad
A strong chairman with an angry face, uh-oh.
I can't fight! I can't win!
I just don't have enough strength and might
I can't punch! I can't kick!
I just keep losin' in every hardcore night!
Now, I must quit.
No, I can't fight.
No, no, no, I can't fight.
No, I said I can't win.
I guess I'll quit.
Vince McMahon doesn't care, if I get beaten after hearin' a ding .
I can't fight! I can't win!
I just don't have enough strength and might
I can't punch! I can't kick!
I just keep losin' in every hardcore night!
Brock Lesnar has a bird-sized brain
I get so nervous cause he represents pain.
Paul Heyman doesn't care,
if Brock Lesnar hits me hard with a steel chair.
Cause' I can't fight! I can't win!
I just don't have enough strength and might
I can't punch! I can't kick!
I just keep losin' in every hardcore night!
Oh, and every fight is a big disgrace
Every fight has no holds barred.
Big Show's choke-slammin' me.
That guy's beatin' me, this fight is so uneasy
No fight will become better
And I didn't expect to see the Undertaker .
But I can't fight! I can't win!
I just don't have enough strength and might
I can't punch! I can't kick!
I just keep losin' in every hardcore night!
Oh, and every fight is a big disgrace
VInce McMahon just keeps getting mad
A strong chairman with an angry face, uh-oh.
I can't fight! I can't win!
I just don't have enough strength and might
I can't punch! I can't kick!
I just keep losin' in every hardcore night!
Now, I must quit.
No, I can't fight.
No, no, no, I can't fight.
No, I said I can't win.
I guess I'll quit.
This is kinda similar to "Weird Al"'s "I Lost On Jeopardy."
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I like your idea but the lyrics don't seem to fit the original. 4-3-3.
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