Song Parodies -> 2009 Sprint All-Star Challenge Recap Song

Original Song Title:

"Jesus He Knows Me"

Original Performer:

Genesis

  
Parody Song Title:

"2009 Sprint All-Star Challenge Recap Song"

Parody Written by:

Jay Jianoran

You see the race on the tv screen
Coming at you on a Saturday
You Can see the checkered flag
it began to fly

Hornish Jr. and McMurray
Finished First and Second Place
In The Sprint Showdown
Joey Logano won the fan vote

Montgomery Gentry fired the engines
The Green Flag is ready to fly
It Could be a Million Dollar Party
It's Gonna be Tonight

The All-Star Race has started
Jimmie Johnson takes the lead
And Kurt Busch is in 2nd
The Whole Field Pits
On Lap Twenty-Six
Gordon and K. Busch
race hard to catch the leader who's Jimmie

Jimmie led the first segment
Busch & Kenseth get the 2nd segment started
but in the end Rowdy Kyle won
Matt Kenseth finished 2nd

Then Kyle Busch gets Segment 3 Started
Johnson scraped the wall
and Hornish Jr. and Biffle
activates the caution

But With Fifteen Laps To Go
Mark Martin almost loses it
He Almost Loses His Car In The Restart
On Lap Seventy-Five

And Jeff Gordon takes the lead
From Kyle Busch
Jeff Gordon holds on and wins Segment 3
Oh yes he got it
And my race fans are right
Well hes been telling me
That Jeff Gordon won Segment Three

The Fourth Segment has been started oh yeah
Kyle Busch tries to make a three wide move
Jimmie Johnson spins out bringing a caution lap
Kyle Busch shoots through the center
of Jeff Gordon's Dupont Car
And Mighty Matt Kenseth To Take The Lead
On Lap Number Ninty-One

Jeff Gordon ended the night
after making contact with Rowdy Kyle
With Eight Laps to go the restart is hit
Kyle Busch gets the race restart
then Matt Kenseth took over the lead
You can do it anyway you want
before Kyle Busch took over

Tony Stewart goes under Matt Kenseth
To Take The Lead with 2 Laps Left
Then The White Flag Stewart Holds On
Then The Race is over and Stewart wins a Million

Cos Tony Stewart Has Won
The Sprint All-Star Race
He Has Won A Million Dollars Cash
Oh yes he did it
And He Celebrates at Charlotte
Matt Kenseth finished 2nd
With Over Two-Hundred Thousand Dollars in Cash

Well, Tony Stewart Has Won
Tony Stewart has won, you know...
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Shirley Temple - May 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I've seen way too many NASCAR songs from you, sorry.

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