Dance floor -- boogie down
Polyester suit strutting around

Ole Trump, splitting his pants
Donald cutting loose, funky chicken dance

Trump can't dance, Trump can't quit
The noble thing about him is he shows true grit
Trump can't act, Trump can't sing
He's still making bucks slanging chicken wings

Boardroom, mayhem on the breach
Fight for fame and riches, forget ole Robin Leach
Is there true mettle, under their duds?
Watch apprenti get the axe 'cause their name is mud

"Cause, Trump can't chance, Trump can't stop
The funny thing about it is the way he chops
No, Trump can't loose, Trump can't waste
He's too busy promoting

And conducting at allegro pace,
There's always Forbes there looking on

Young miss prissy jeers at his dew
Some guy walking to him, trying to shine his shoes

Thinks Big, in his limousine
Who'd ever thought so much could happen to a boy from Queens

But Trump can't shy, Trump can't fake.
The solid thing about him is the bills he makes.
Trump can't dance, Trump can't tank
He's too busy promoting

And counting every bill as it's banked
There's always Forbes there looking on
A conductor's cue, at allegro pace