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Song Parodies -> "Don Johnson He Knows Me"

Original Song Title:

"Jesus He Knows Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Genesis

Parody Song Title:

"Don Johnson He Knows Me"

Parody Written by:

ohthinkofaname

The Lyrics

You see the face on the TV screen
Coming at you every Friday
See that face on the billboard
That man, it's him

On the cover of the magazine
There's no question why he's smiling
You buy a piece of NBC
You buy a piece of meat

He'll make you want everything he's wearing
He'll get you going green with envy
Don't need to believe in Jesus
Just believe in the 80's

Cos Don Johnson he knows me
And he knows what I'm like
I've been stalking Don all my life
Oh yes he knows me
And he knows what I'm like
And he's been telling me
Slip-on shoes gonna be alright

I believe in Vice City
With my ever loving gun beside me
But it don't know about my speedboat
Or the van I crashed last night

Do you believe in Don
Cos that's what I'm selling
And if you wanna get to TV heaven
I'll see you right

You won't even have to leave your house
Or get outta your chair
You don't even have to touch that dial
Cos Don's everywhere

Cos Don Johnson he knows me
And he knows what I'm like
I've been stalking Don all my life
Oh yes he knows me
And he knows what I'm like
And he's been telling me
Slip-on shoes gonna be alright

Well I'm practising what I'm preaching
I'm making the bold sacrifice
I can get you a pocketful of Class 'A'
If you promise to be good, try to be nice
Don will take good care of you
Just do what he says, don't do what you wanna do

I'm counting my blessings,
I've found true happiness
Cos Don's getting richer, day by day
You can find him in the phone book,
Just call his toll free number
You can do it anyway you want
Just do it right away

There'll be no doubt in your mind
You'll believe everything he's saying
If you wanna get closer to him
Get on your knees and start praying

Cos Don Johnson he knows me
And he knows what I'm like
I've been stalking Don all my life
Oh yes he knows me
And he knows what I'm like
And he's been telling me
Slip-on shoes gonna be alright

Don Johnson he knows me
Don he knows me, you know...

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Michael Pacholek - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Don Johnson he knows you... and Phil Collins are both better singers than he is. And if you knew how much I can't stand Collins, you'd know how bad that is.
Heathcliff the Cat - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Interesting concept, timing was a little off, however. Quite a few lines remain from the original, too.

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