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Song Parodies -> "The Ants"
Original Song Title:
"The Dance"
Original Performer:
Garth Brooks
Parody Song Title:
"The Ants"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Thinking now, of Fear Factor food
The ants they chewed..gets me all unglued
Stuff so nasty, it was really gross
When the show was new, on it, thought I'd like to be
But, now I'm glad I didn't go
There could not be a way,
No matter how much dough
Not under any circumstance
I'd put bugs in my mouth
I would have had to pass...the ants
Watching crunched insects on their teeth
Was real gaggy and beyond belief
Guess if I hadn't seen this part of the show
Hey, who's to say?
I might have been on there with Joe
But now, I'm glad I didn't go
There'd never be a way,
For no amount of dough
Not under any circumstance
I'd stuff bugs in my mouth..
I would have had to pass...the ants
No way at all,
Under no circumstance
I'd taste such lousy yuk,
Yes, I'd have had to skip...the ants
The ants they chewed..gets me all unglued
Stuff so nasty, it was really gross
When the show was new, on it, thought I'd like to be
But, now I'm glad I didn't go
There could not be a way,
No matter how much dough
Not under any circumstance
I'd put bugs in my mouth
I would have had to pass...the ants
Watching crunched insects on their teeth
Was real gaggy and beyond belief
Guess if I hadn't seen this part of the show
Hey, who's to say?
I might have been on there with Joe
But now, I'm glad I didn't go
There'd never be a way,
For no amount of dough
Not under any circumstance
I'd stuff bugs in my mouth..
I would have had to pass...the ants
No way at all,
Under no circumstance
I'd taste such lousy yuk,
Yes, I'd have had to skip...the ants
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Eeeeeeeeew! This makes me all antsy. Brilliant execution of a very slow country song by the Garth. Never watch the "Factor" unless O'reilly is in front of it but I can appreciate the humor here just from the trailer clips I've seen on TV about the show. Otherwise i'd say this is pretty facted up. =:-)
i ate ants all the time as a kid...never made a nickel
Thanks, Fellas....
You forgot the part about them invading your house, crawling all over the floor, up onto the kitchen counter, into the cupboards -- Now I remembered that song about The Blob.
you do realize the bugs are just candy right? regardless 555
Nice job on knocking out a song that really deserved it!
Thanks, all
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