Thinking now, of Fear Factor food
The ants they chewed..gets me all unglued
Stuff so nasty, it was really gross
When the show was new, on it, thought I'd like to be

But, now I'm glad I didn't go
There could not be a way,
No matter how much dough
Not under any circumstance
I'd put bugs in my mouth
I would have had to pass...the ants

Watching crunched insects on their teeth
Was real gaggy and beyond belief
Guess if I hadn't seen this part of the show
Hey, who's to say?
I might have been on there with Joe

But now, I'm glad I didn't go
There'd never be a way,
For no amount of dough
Not under any circumstance
I'd stuff bugs in my mouth..
I would have had to pass...the ants

No way at all,
Under no circumstance
I'd taste such lousy yuk,
Yes, I'd have had to skip...the ants