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Song Parodies -> "Thinking You Might Expire"

Original Song Title:

"Standing Outside The Fire"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Thinking You Might Expire"

Parody Written by:

James Smith

The Lyrics

we call them weak
those hearts that can not breath alone
the one's that can not leave there home
and to be young is all they yearn

you are a freak
if you think you are to blame
for there suffering and pain
well listen up cause you need to learn

that there old and there wrinkly plus they breath through a wire
and there trying to be tough
cause they know they will expire

your all alone
and you are living in a home
and you cant walk on your own
will we ever hear your call

you can not speak
and cant move cause of ar-thri-tis
does anyone know you............. exist
saying that you better not fall

you just spend your days knitting
and constanly tired
your just barely living
and you think you might expire

thinking you might expire
thinking you might expire
your life has been tryed
and hey soon you will die
and your thinking you might expire

your bones are not working
your getting to old
you've got serval disease's
as your always been told
i said you were healthy
well i am a liar
i've just realised
that you soon might.....
expire!!!!

thinking you might expire
thinking you might expire
your life has been tryed
and hey soon you will die
and your thinking you might expire

thinking you might expire
thinking you might expire
your life has been tryed
and hey soon you will die
and your thinking you might expire

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Swink R. - August 17, 2007 - Report this comment
that was pretty sweet! I love that song by Garth, so normally i wouldnt like parodies of it but this is hilarious

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