their eyes were cold & restless
they were craving something sweet
mom had just brought groceries
they knew where she hid the treats
they knew it was almost lunchtime
mom had already told them no
she wanted them to eat the carrots
as much as they wanted that oreo

chorus
its the punishment, that they'll know they get, for spoiling thier lunch
but who can blame them they just love to hear that chocolate cookie crunch..unncchh
and the ever so appealing, creamy fiilling, anyway what does mom know
its the head rush, the sugar high and they call the thang oreo

Welll that new chocolate filling could drive anyone insane
they're going to get the oreos if they have to walk through a hurricane
and a hundred pounds, and a sugar crash is all you'll haved to show
from all those years of whoofing down that thang they call oreo

real big bones, extra pounds- obesity
& an empty mouth cause your teeth fell out, won't be a pretty sight to see
and what if we don't got milk, not sure if i want to know
a hundred pounds or so and more to go all because of oreo

its the creamy filling
the cookie crunch
and they call the thing oreo...oooore