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Song Parodies -> "Welcome To Taco Bell"

Original Song Title:

"Two Pina Coladas"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome To Taco Bell"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Yes... It's that bad
I work at Taco Bell
And think that job is Hell
When I leave here I’m covered in grease

The next order of food
Put me in a bad mood
And I was knocked onto my knees

I’d rather do dishes
Cause this job is vicious
I can top the food off and take out

But since I am new
Taco Hell is a zoo
“So what crap goes with what?” I shout

Just Make… Me… Ten cheese enchiladas
And add one large Crunchwrap
And then smother those with onions
Oh, but not that other crap
Chalupas go and drop them
Cause they are in high demand
Go make me ten cheese enchiladas
To give to this big trucker man”

Now I am dismayed
Because both of my aids
Were off making out round back

I need a guide
Cause tacos were fried
But when they came out they were black

The grill’s spitting smoke
And I start to choke
I think that the Cruchwrap is done

And the onion can
Sliced open my hand
Well, Jeeze golly gee ain’t this fun

I’m baking these damn enchiladas
While pouring blood from my hand
Brett stop making out with Morgan!
Love? I don’t give a damn!

Chalupas I have dropped them
But they are a bit too tanned
So help me make these enchiladas
Before I burn down this whole Taco stand

Burnt! Burnt! Burnt!
Those ten cheese enchiladas!
Heat with tongs left me brand

“What’s the red stuff on all these onions?”

Let’s just say they aren’t too bland

(Rubble’s left of Crunchwrap)
Rubble’s left of Crunchwrap!

(Hazard pay wasn’t in the plan)
Hazard pay wasn’t in the plan!

(If I want damn cheese enchiladas)
If I want damn cheese enchiladas

I’ll flee the boarder and become Mexican

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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TJC - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Fun stuff... no one expects the Mexican Inquisition!
Arwen - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
This made me smile AND crave Mexican food. Nice combo! =)
John Barry - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Muy bueno.
Below Average Dave - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Oy Vei, a Taco Hell song. . .Just make sure that it's a "Kentucky Taco Hut" so that while you eat that nasty burrito, I can get a personal pan pizza with a side of Mashed Potatoes. *Intriguing, has Ann Commented yet? No? Well her name was my security code (ANN)*
stuart mcarthur - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
nothing worse than an over-tanned chalupa, matthias - nice storyline and I liked the enchilada/pina colada sub - 555
John Jenkins - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Very clever subs, Matthias, and a strong conclusion.
Peter Andersson - July 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Surprisingly good for a parody in the I'm-at-a-sh*tty-work-in-the-fast-food-business genre. And the ending made me smile too. Maybe it's just my personal taste at the moment, or it's something yet unidentified that makes country songs extra suitable for this type of theme. 555 takeouts/takeaways for you man!
Rex - August 04, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I'm from Transylvania, and I'd like extra blood on my Chalupas, please. Makes me glad I never worked in the fast food industry. Especially liked the dishes/vicious pairing.
Syncronos - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Your parody made me hungry. Must score some taco bell! Heh...E57...Eat 57 tacos? Well, if you say so!
Below Average Dave - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I already commented--see above:)
Agrimorfee - August 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) As Ann Hammond would say, "I sang".
bobpiecheese - August 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(Arte) ¡Hey, tengo gusto del tacos! Pero entonces el Bell del Taco no se sabe bien en Australia del Sur. ¡Trabajo brillante, Matthias!

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