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Song Parodies -> "Boobless Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Thunder Rolls"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Boobless Wife"

Parody Written by:

VooDooVonz

The Lyrics

Added extra chorus to end to wrap it up.
One thirty in the morning,
Not a boob in sight,
Her chest is like a 12 year old
That was on Jackson's bed last night.
Mosquito bites on the each side,
There's a nothing there but skin,
Fantasy mammories that just aren't there.
Profile of a 2x4 standing in the wind .
another boobless wife.
another boobless wife.

Mens lust is burnin'
In a bar across town.
He's admiring her new mammories
In her Victoria Secret gown.
Praise God da miracle,
Breast implant surgeries,
Playing with her new mounds
His dream of mamories.
at a nudie bar.
at a nudie bar.

The Boobless Wife,
with mosquito bites.
Another love grows cold
On a boobless night.
As the neon glows
At the nudie bar.
Deep in the heart
the boobless wife knows.

She's lookin up a number,
Of the local plastic surgeon.
She dials up the number
Sets her appointment up.
Soon the day had come
To get them boobies done.
And the revenge flashes in her eyes
And now to have some fun.
silicon enhanced boobs
silicon enhanced boobs

She goes down to the nudie bar,
Pushes her way in the door.
Unleashes her boobies
and mouths hits the floor.
Tells the owner at the counter
Sign says apply within,
Theres a new set of tits in town
And you can count these in.

Silicon enhanced boobs
And her sweaters tight.
Another man sleeps
On a couch tonight.
As her hormones rage
Out of control.
At the nudie bar
She dances tonight.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.8

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Rex - October 15, 2005 - Report this comment
This was a lot better than I anticipated, although very politically incorrect :-). The pacing doesn't quite sync up with the version I have on Garth's Greatest Hits album. Good use of several of the original lines, though.

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