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Song Parodies -> "Her Jelly Rolls"

Original Song Title:

"Thunder Rolls"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Her Jelly Rolls"

Parody Written by:

Kevin Dunlap

The Lyrics

4:30 in the morning, I wake up with fright.
I turn and look at my woman, but there's no end to her in sight.
I can't see the back wall, because of her huge rear end.
If it wasn't covered, it'd look like the Grand Canyon.

Cause the jelly rolls, the jelly rolls.

Every light is burning, in my house across town.
Cause I forgot to turn them off before I left with this blood hound.
I'm asking for a miracle, hoping she sleeps tight.
So I can sneak out to my car, cause this will be our last night.

Cause the jelly rolls, the jelly rolls.

The jelly rolls, on her thunder thighs.
I have to break it off, she's six times my size.
She's eating me out of house and home.
Deep in her side, her jelly rolls.

I reach for my car keys, to run out to the drive.
I poke that woman with a stick, praying she's not alive.
But with all that fat and lard, she still felt my short pokes.
She turned and smiled, looked in my eyes, and took off all her clothes!

And the jelly rolled, the jelly rolled.

The jelly rolled, on her thunder thighs.
It was really gross, ya'll, I thought that I would cry.
And she moved around, it was out of control!
I'm gonna be sick, her jelly rolls.

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