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And the weed said to jump off that there cliff, it would be fun
So I got a running start, took a little hop, and I yelled " I'm number one!"
But as I jumped, I noticed something, something quite profound
I noticed something cold and hard, right below me was the ground.
Weed, weed, smoke a little weed
Comes from a plant that grows from a seed
Smoke this, don't smoke that
Smoke a little weed
And the weed introduced me to a gal named Mary Jane
And, brother, I don't mean to be rude, but she drove me insane
She made me feel real funny, she made me feel real strange
If I was there, I'd tell me to my face, " Man, you really got wasted!"
"Hey there buddy don't you see, you ain't allowed to smoke that weed!
You can't puff it, you can't breathe it, you ain't supposed to smoke that!"
But the weed said I needed to smoke some more to get real high
Well you might be wondering what happened the day I hit the ground
Well, I broke a few bones, and I sprained a few things, and my head began to pound
But , man, I learned my lesson, I'm as sober as a saint
If you asked me, " Man, are you a druggie?"
I'd say, " No, I ain't!"
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