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Song Parodies -> "The Wouzing Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Way"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fastball

Parody Song Title:

"The Wouzing Song"

Parody Written by:

Linus Pierce

The Lyrics

New vocabulary word: Wouz (verb) - What a dog does to scratch its back.
This song is dedicated to my dad's dog, Nina, who looks and acts like a dingo.
She started to bark
At two in the morning
And barked until the sun came up that day
A phone call from the neighbors with no warning
If you get this message and let her in that would be great

The neighbors complained
'Cause they didn't like it
But I had more important things to do
When the phone rang I picked it up and spiked it
Why was she wouzing without you allowing her to?

Everyone could hear the dog that was barking and being bad
She woke up the neighbors it's making them mad
But Nina's a dingo
And I'll admit it's true

You can see the neighbors trying to sleep somehow
They set their alarm
But they don't need it now
They wanted to sleep for
Eight hours but there's no way, today

I went over there
And while I was parking
I saw her in the chair in the front room
And when the mailman came she started barking
But why was she wouzing without you allowing her to?

Anyone could see the dog that was wouzing was being bad
Getting her hairs all over the rug
But Nina's a dingo
And I'll admit it's true

You can see the mailman carrying pepper spray
He's ready to empty
The can in her face
She wanted the mailman
She'd never go nuts that way, today

Anyone could see the dog that was wouzing was being bad
Getting her hairs all over the rug
But Nina's a dingo
And I'll admit it's true

You can see the mailman wandering off somewhere
We won't get our mail
And it's really not fair
She wanted the mailman
She'd never go nuts that way, today

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Jeff Baker - January 14, 2003 - Report this comment
COOL!!!! I LOVE Fastball! (Especially "Fire Escape!") From the "Dingo" reference, I'll take it you're in Australia. Best Jeff Baker
Anny - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
That was really COOL!!!!!! Hey, you should go into a career in this cuz your good...I laughed really hard during this! Good job~~`!!!
Maria - January 22, 2006 - Report this comment
It was really cute, not to mention very funny.

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