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Song Parodies -> "Bees"

Original Song Title:

"Breathe"

Original Performer:

Faith Hill

Parody Song Title:

"Bees"

Parody Written by:

Da Phoenix

The Lyrics

Just for the record, I've never done what the character in this song does. What am I, an idiot? The idea just came to me, and a few hours later I'd written this.
I can hear the buzzing floating in the air
Throwing rocks at hives gets them that way
They're coming to defend their queen from me
So I think I'd better run away

It was only 'cause my stupid friends dared me
That I did this idiotic thing
The whole world just fades away
The only thing I hear
Is the beating of their wings

(Chorus:)
'Cause I can hear the bees
They're swarming after me
Suddenly I'm running for my life
I'll jump into the pond
Hoping that they'll soon give up on me
Caught up in the fear
I hear them drawing near
And I hope it's not in vain for me to try to flee
I can hear the bees
Just bees

I would not be in this mess I'm in right now
If it weren't for all those rocks I flung
I'm more scared than I've ever felt before
And I know and you know
That I don't want to get stung

(Repeat chorus)

Caught up in the fear
I hear them drawing near
And I hope it's not in vain for me to try to flee
I can hear the bees
Just bees

I can hear the buzzing floating in the air
Throwing rocks at hives gets them that way

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neminem - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Agh. I've actually had nightmares about bees before; I hate the things so much. 5'd.
Kim G. - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Ditto on the bee thing- those stings hurt! :(
Andrea Huckstep - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm scared of bees...even hornet nests scare the hell out of me

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