-> "Packing Away a Ton"
Original Song Title:
"Getting Away With It"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Packing Away a Ton"
The Lyrics
I've been watching my weight, trying to deflate on purpose
I've been cutting out sweets, hoping my feet will swell less
I've been packing a ton away all my life (packing away)
Whatever I do it's plain to see, I eat more than a group of three
Whatever I do it's plain to see, I eat more than a group of three
I hate these pants, they make me look so im-mense
I'm a professional eater, veggies or meat makes no difference
I've been packing a ton away all my life
I've been packing a ton away all my life
Whatever I eat it's plain to see, I consume a vast quantity
Whatever I eat it's plain to see, I consume a vast quantity
I tried to give up chocolate cake for such a long long time
I guess I crave it but I can't tell you, you might want some of mine
And I've been huge, all my life
Yes I've been huge, all my life
Whatever I do it's plain to see, I weigh more than the cast of "Glee"
Whatever I do it's plain to see, I weigh more than the cast of "Glee"
I've been looking at myself, just to assess my self-image (getting it back)
I've been trying to ignore, that less is more and I'm famished (time for a snack)
Whatever I eat it's plainly seen, I'm as wide as a submarine
Whatever I eat it's plainly seen, I'm as wide as a submarine
Packing a ton away
Packing a ton away
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