I have the flu and I'm afraid I might die
Dah buh dee dah buh die dah buh dee dah buh die!!!

Yo listen up here's a story about a little nose that lived in the sick world
And all day and all night and everything he said was achoo! Achoo!
Inside, and outside blew his nose with a blue little tissue and a booger left
With all his future ahead of him and himself and all the bugers around
'Cuz they ain't got, no noses, to live in, to live in, to live in, to live in

I have the flu and I'm afraid I might die
Dah buh dee dah buh die dah buh dee dah buh die!!!

I have a bad cold with a temprature
Pajamas slippers, about what I wear
I sneeze on streets and on the people too
I have a girlfriend- I sneeze on her too

I cough on pillows while I watch T.V.
I drink hot soup- and then I throw it up
Snot is the word I say and what I think
Snot is the feeling that lives inside me

I have the flu and I'm afraid I might die
Dah buh dee dah buh die dah buh dee dah buh die!!!

Inside, and outside blew his nose with a blue little tissue and a booger left
With all his future ahead of him and himself and all the bugers around
'Cuz they ain't got, no noses, to live in, to live in, to live in, to live in

I have the flu and I'm afraid I might die
Dah buh dee dah buh die dah buh dee dah buh die!!!