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Song Parodies -> "Stinky Crap"

Original Song Title:

"DK Rap"

Original Performer:

Donkey Kong 64

Parody Song Title:

"Stinky Crap"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

From InsanE magazine, 1999. (With material added.) Listen to the mp3:
Oh, we're finally here
Performing this rap.
If you know the words,
We don't give a crap.
If you eat bananas,
In a giant bunch
This will make you soon,
Hurl up your lunch!

Monkey Shlong!

Here's a big and stinky chump,
A hairy guy.
His manoeuvres suck,
Worse than his tie.
He's really quite dumb
He isn't to smart.
He's too stupid
To get lost in thought!
He's thicker! Dumber!
With pungent farts!
And you must play him
From the very start!

Monkey Shlong!
Monkey Shlong is here!

Oh, next up's the shrimp,
She measures three-three.
Lookin' like pigtails
On Mini-Me!
A little pigmy,
Who can shrink a bit.
She can whip up her hair?
Who gives a shit?
If you choose her,
You won't last long.
She'll get stepped on- kersplot!
That's one dead Kong!

Monkey Shlong!

This monkey's head's,
A vacant space.
Fresh dung,
Keeps his hair in place!
He can handstand,
Whirls with a clap.
He streches on out
Come on, snap!
He loves to flail,
His elastic arms.
This guy is from,
The funny farm!

Monkey Shlong!
Monkey Shlong is here!

This little turd,
Is a tiny twat.
A head ram...
Or just a butt?
He can whip his tail,
Plays a funky tune.
With his pistols out,
Girl monkeys swoon!
Beats up crocodiles,
Like it is a cinch.
A pity his shlong,
Is less than one inch!

Monkey Shlong!

This guy-came-in,
Weighing 4-0-5.
He's the first caveman,
That I've seen alive!
He's not all there,
His name is Chunky.
He's always drooling,
He smells real funky.
A whole moose for dinner,
Ten kilos of cheese.
Makes Hungry Jacks,
Call back up teams!
He talks real slow,
He wears a cap.
End this song!
Please finish this rap!

Come on, Wanky, this is all garbage!

Boring, stupid, all imbeciles!
Apes, monkeys, orangutans, they don't have skills! Aw, yeah!
Boring, stupid, all imbeciles!
Apes, monkeys, orangutans, they don't have skills! Aw, yeah!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 14

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 5   7

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Yet Another Dutchman - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Didn't have to listen to the mp3, since I OWN the game... I'm quite a fan of Donkey's, but reading this made me fall off my chair. Especially the Diddy verse. 5s
Andrea Huckstep - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Encore! Encore!
Valeri - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
This song is stupid. You shoud change it NOW.
Luke Brattoni - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I was 11 when I wrote this. Gimmee a break.
Wehoo - August 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Extremely immature. Pacing was okay, but it wasn't funny at all.
Luke Brattoni - September 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Again, I was ELEVEN when I wrote this.
NINJA SPaz - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment
OMFG This is the funniest parody ive ever herd wehoo can go jump offa clif

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