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Song Parodies -> "The Punner's Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Tennis Song"

Original Performer:

City Of Angels: The Musical

Parody Song Title:

"The Punner's Song"

The Lyrics

Halfway through writing this, I realised how much funnier the original was than my parody. Oh, well... Click HERE for a horrendous audio accompaniment.
STONE:
Your every joke has a butt

ALAURA:
My humour's flowing around

STONE:
They say that love can't be bought

ALAURA:
Well, have you got half a pound?
Be my predator out on the prowl
Slowly eat me

STONE:
A hole-in-one for my putt?

ALAURA:
Our exchange is full of winsome smut!

STONE:
May I just say off-the-cuff

ALAURA:
But my cuffs grip nice and tight!

STONE:
Girl, you can go and get stuffed

ALAURA:
Then use your baster tonight!
Oh, this wanton flirting is done quite
Indiscreetly

STONE:
I reckon, are we frank or what?

BOTH:
Our exchange is full of winsome smut!

ALAURA:
We pun in a blatant spree

STONE:
Our thoughts of sex are kindred

ALAURA:
We're bordering on flagrancy
Teasing sleazily hinted!

STONE:
Our meaning is taboo

ALAURA:
For those who can construe!

STONE:
I hear that tongue-in-cheek jest
Is just one of your tongue's gifts

ALAURA:
You may think it's all "ingest'
But I spit out get my drift?

STONE:
Take off my cargo pants and jacket
With army fatigues...

ALAURA:
You'll soon be knackered!

STONE:
So lame-o! Heavens above

ALAURA:
The innuendo will pour!

STONE:
And if I put on a glove

ALAURA:
That's "innuendo' for sure!

BOTH:
As if that wasn't enough
Double-entendres galore!

STONE:
Awful jokes we will purvey

ALAURA:
Such crass wordplay
It's so risqué

STONE:
A gross display!

ALAURA:
But my mouth won't stay shut!
What we say is so unholy...

STONE:
Whoops, I came there prematurely!

BOTH:
One's a sleaze, the other is a slut!

ALAURA:
This exchange is full of winsome smut!

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