-> "The Punner's Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Tennis Song"
Original Performer:
City Of Angels: The Musical
Parody Song Title:
"The Punner's Song"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
STONE:
Your every joke has a butt
ALAURA:
My humour's flowing around
STONE:
They say that love can't be bought
ALAURA:
Well, have you got half a pound?
Be my predator out on the prowl
Slowly eat me
STONE:
A hole-in-one for my putt?
ALAURA:
Our exchange is full of winsome smut!
STONE:
May I just say off-the-cuff
ALAURA:
But my cuffs grip nice and tight!
STONE:
Girl, you can go and get stuffed
ALAURA:
Then use your baster tonight!
Oh, this wanton flirting is done quite
Indiscreetly
STONE:
I reckon, are we frank or what?
BOTH:
Our exchange is full of winsome smut!
ALAURA:
We pun in a blatant spree
STONE:
Our thoughts of sex are kindred
ALAURA:
We're bordering on flagrancy
Teasing sleazily hinted!
STONE:
Our meaning is taboo
ALAURA:
For those who can construe!
STONE:
I hear that tongue-in-cheek jest
Is just one of your tongue's gifts
ALAURA:
You may think it's all "ingest'
But I spit out get my drift?
STONE:
Take off my cargo pants and jacket
With army fatigues...
ALAURA:
You'll soon be knackered!
STONE:
So lame-o! Heavens above
ALAURA:
The innuendo will pour!
STONE:
And if I put on a glove
ALAURA:
That's "innuendo' for sure!
BOTH:
As if that wasn't enough
Double-entendres galore!
STONE:
Awful jokes we will purvey
ALAURA:
Such crass wordplay
It's so risqué
STONE:
A gross display!
ALAURA:
But my mouth won't stay shut!
What we say is so unholy...
STONE:
Whoops, I came there prematurely!
BOTH:
One's a sleaze, the other is a slut!
ALAURA:
This exchange is full of winsome smut!
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