-> "Whatcha Gonna Do With A Cowgirl"
Original Song Title:
"Whatcha Gonna Do With A Cowboy"
Parody Song Title:
"Whatcha Gonna Do With A Cowgirl"
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I can see you got your eye on that old cowgirl,
And I can tell you never had one for your own.
She may look good now
But brother she's a cow
But that's something you should have known.
You love it every time that she says "big guy".
And I get this feeling if you held her tight,
You'd be thinking to commit
But that's just because your lit
And that's a feeling you'll get over overnight.
Now what you gonna do with a cowgirl
When that old rooster crows at dawn?
What you gonna do
When she looks at you and moos?
You might just be runnin' 'cross the lawn.
What you gonna do when she says honey
You know I've got a half a mind to stay?
But when you see her in the light,
I'm thinking you just might
Start to wish that you were gay.
You see it takes a special kind of dude
Not to go runnin' off through the woods,
When you wake up in the morn
And see her grazin' corn
And a chewin' on her cud.
Don't even think you're gonna change her.
You'd be better off to try to milk a steer.
You'll start to think
I need another drink
And find you ain't got no more beer.
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