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Song Parodies -> "Butch"

Original Song Title:

"Bitch"

Original Performer:

Meridith Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Butch"

Parody Written by:

Steph825@aol.com and everyone else at Gate Hill.

The Lyrics

I hate the straight today
They don't understand the people that are gay
Try to tell you
But you look at me like maybe I'm still girly underneath
Feminine and sweet
Yesterday you cried
You must have been so scared to see my lesbo side
Can you understand why I'd be so confused
I have penis envy too
I'm a little bit of every sex
All rolled into one

*Chorus*
I'm a butch
I'm a dyke
It is women that I like
I'm more gay then I'm straight
And I like to masterbate
Not a king or a queen
I'm somewhere in between
You know you wouldn't wanna do me anyway

So take me as I am
This may mean I can't screw you if you're a man
Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous
And you're just about to scream
Tomorrow I'll be straight
But for now I'll fuck a queer

*Chorus*
I'm a butch
I'm a dyke
My partner's name is Spike
When my bike is in the shop
Spike and I go finger pop
Not a king or a queen
I'm somewhere in between
You know you wouldn't wanna do me anyway

Just when you think
You got me in your pants
My tastes are already changing
I think it's cool
I do who I do
And don't try to change me

*Chorus*
I'm a butch
I'm a dyke
It is women that I like
I'm more gay then I'm straight
And I like to masterbate
Not a king or a queen
I'm somewhere in between
You know you wouldn't wanna do me anyway

I'm a butch
I'm a dyke
I'm a godess on my bike
When you're hard
When you suffer
I'm your Ru Paul undercover
All mixed up
Can't decide
Now it's people not alive
Because they really don't complain much anyway

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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 111

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