To really bug a woman
To undermine her - you gotta pick your nose insight
Cut bedroom farts - Wet toilet seats
N' give her sweets - when she wants to cry
Then when you find yourself lyin' lifeless under car
Ya know ya really bugged a woman
When you bug a woman you tell her
that your really stunted
When you bug a woman you tell her that she's no fun
Cuz she needs somebody to tell her
that she's really fat like Crawford
So tell me have you ever really
- really really ever bugged a woman?
To really bug a woman
Let her call you -
til ya know how it's way after lunch
You've gotta tease her - really haze her
til you can feel her heated blood
N' when you complain her mother's figure is her size
Ya know ya really bugged a woman
When you bug a woman
you tell her that your really blunted
When you bug a woman you tell her that she's so dumb
Cuz she needs somebody to tell her
that she'll always be a Locklear
So tell me have you ever really -
really really ever bugged a woman?
You got to mention her weight - scold her thigh's
A little bitterness - gotta slap her tights
She will think less of you, takin' long steps from you
Ya really gotta bug your woman...?
Then when you find yourself lifeless under car
Ya know ya really bugged a woman
When you bug a woman you tell her
that your just a lummox
When you bug a woman you tell her that she's been punk'd
Cuz she needs somebody to tell her
that she'll always pass for Phiffer
So tell me have you ever really
- really really ever bugged a woman?
Just tell me have you ever really,
really, really, ever bugged a woman?
Just tell me have you ever really,
really, really, ever loved a woman?