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Song Parodies -> "I Will Cook for You"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Make Love to You"

Original Performer:

Boyz II Men

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Cook for You"

Parody Written by:

Jeffrey Peeden

The Lyrics

What you want, I want too
Char-broiled, steamed, grilled, or fried,
I will do your food up right
I will cook anything, your heart desires
Get some ice, and some Coke
And we'll need artichoke hearts
Girl, we'll eat chicken parts
I will make anything, girl you need only ask

I will cook for you
What you want me to
And let me repeat
While the oven pre-heats
I will cook for you
If you want me to
And I won't wash dishes
Till Mom tells me to

Japanese, Chinese,
Italian Cuisine
I'm just gonna cook up a storm
Girl are you ready, for heartburn tonight
Throw your fork on the floor
I'm gonna throw my fork down too
I cooked food to eat with you
Girl whatever you ask me, you know, I'll make


Baby tonight's Mylanta's night
And it will do you right
Just eat a clam or some shrimp
Anything that you ask
I will cook you the food of your life


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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   2
 4   1
 5   0

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I wish I was Fifi Trixibelle - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
My Dad loves to cook, so when I read this parady, I thought of him :) Good Job Jeff!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
David Pratter - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty decent parody, though it could be a little better, so I'm sorry I only gave you a 3 for pacing. However, it is fairly funny, I am a vegetarian and I wish I could have someone else who was vegetarian cooking healthy organic meals for me more often! Have you read my Boyz II Men parody of Water Runs Dry called "Assets Run Dry" on this site?

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