-> "Cry Me A River"
Original Song Title:
"Roll On New River"
Original Performer:
Betty Elders
Parody Song Title:
"Cry Me A River"
The Lyrics
Bush just stuck it to you guys at The Nation:
Gave Libby his commutation;
His railroading, George Bush has foiled it!
The effect on Dhimmis has been drastic;
Wow, Keith Olbermann is spastic!
Like all leftards, he belongs in a straitjacket.
Cry me a river,
Leftards, forever!
Your case has withered;
Whine on!
Can't stick scissors in a baby's head,
'Cause that's what the Supreme Court just said.
You don't like that? Kiss Alito's yarbles.
They gave us this ruling also:
Your racist preferences must go!
Now your lamestream media's losing its marbles.
Cry me a river;
Bleed tears forever!
Weep, heartless leftards,
Go down!
Racial busing's out the door,
Leaving all you racists sore
That we thwarted once more your endeavor.
Gutted Feingold and McCain, too,
Amnesty went down in flames!
"Fairness" pushers, you'll gnash your teeth forever!
Cry me a river;
Weep flames forever!
Flame drops within you,
Roll down!
Cry me a river;
Burn, flames, forever!
Burning within you;
Flow on!
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