The Lyrics
Police Sergeant:
I swear, “Madman”, I yell, you are a creepy guy and hate the measure as tears well on you tonight,
So as we present you with the facts, try to take up our dare for some running room out near the fence – you sinner.
Flee arrest! Flee arrest!
Put our tasers to the test,
Try a lap around the deck, and flee
As you go hide, you pest,
Troops secure!
Brought reserves,
Why, you’ll get what you deserve,
Cry – we play rough.
It’s so vicious,
Don’t believe me? We’re pernicious,
We can sting, take a chance,
Do not crawl, son, we advance,
And your inner fear is soon to be addressed,
Go run, I’m told our venue
Does enhance and then you’ll
Flee arrest,
Be obsessed,
Flee arrest
Police Chorus:
Seize, subdue,
Tase the prey,
Try a good old pepper spray,
Police Sergeant:
Kick him square in derriere,
A billy club’ll make his day,
Make him groan
When ensnared,
Let the beatings not be spared,
Render doom, no one’s abstaining,
Use a bat or maybe caning,
We will poke, hit with bricks,
Give him hell and leave some nicks,
Police Chorus:
After all we had to chase,
We broke a sweat,
Come on, go swift, en masse
And we’ll just kick his ass,
So flee arrest
Police Sergeant:
With some zest,
Have fun running, flee arrest
Police Chorus:
Flee arrest,
Be your best,
Flee arrest.
Do concur and serve our quest,
Let us play when you’re astray,
Do not delay, you’ll be depressed,
Straight ahead, fly the coop,
Bid adieu, we’ll swoop with troop,
It’s a beating for the sinner,
Don’t believe me, here’s a shiner,
Twisting torque, here’s the deal,
Do not cry in vain or squeal,
How could so much fun consume us, we transgress,
We’ll make you pout and roar,
Descend into some gore,
So, flee arrest,
Police Sergeant:
Flee arrest
Police Chorus:
Flee arrest
Policewoman:
It’s a test, it’s a test,
Just survive, do try your best,
Find the yard and shank the guard,
Go stab the chap in fleshy chest,
Put some hurt on his knee,
And get clear that’s fine with me,
While the pups do their pursuin’,
They’ll be troubling you with chewing,
They’ll do harm, quite a lot,
Make a break! Show what you got!
Scream it up! We taunt stupidity with zest,
Police Chorus:
We’ve got buck shot for you
Policewoman:
Is it one lump or two?
Don’t you protest
Police Chorus:
We suggest
Policewoman:
Be impressed
Police Chorus:
See our quest
Flee arrest, flee arrest, flee arrest
Police Sergeant:
Crime is so disturbing,
As the perv stepped off the curbing,
On a stroll with no patrol or yellow line,
Ah, that good old jaywalk was abuseful,
Even though you looked both ways at dawn,
Ten beers I’ve been nursing,
Pleading for a score and cursing,
Needing crooked guys, a chance to choose our kills,
Most days, we just play around and hassle,
Crabby, watch Scorsese,
You stepped off and we went crazy
Police Chorus:
Flee arrest, flee arrest,
Our demand is not in jest,
It appears that we might hurt a body dear,
And we suggest,
You won’t heal, when we seize,
You will bleed, you’re such a tease,
You won’t handle flight by slowing,
Hear that yelp now, dogs are crowing,
Force remorse, fun is done,
‘til we rout and cuff and stun,
Then we’ll fling you in a heap as you contest,
In fright, you’ll drop excretion
But for now, just flee, run
Flee arrest, flee arrest, flee arrest,
Please flee arrest.