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Song Parodies -> "Kill Him"

Original Song Title:

"Tell Him"

Original Performer:

Barbara Streisand and Celine Dion

Parody Song Title:

"Kill Him"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

I roar.
Oh, my mate is such a boor.
Swills down drink all week.
He is ample in his reek.

Eww "hot stuff'?
There's a pungent funk he's stinking of.
TV is his love
That, and diesel fuel.
Wife just feeds him gruel.
This bozo's such a toooool!

Drives me mad,
As he calls out for more cans.
Playing poker with his friends,
In his underpants.
My husband, wish he'd diiiiie!!!

Kill him!
Kill him, for the dumb buffoon jibes with the guys,
"Bitch aint too slim."
I'm pissed off!
Angered cuz he hogs the sheets!
I'll halt his pulse, repeal his hearbeat!
Husband will be offed, the imbecile!

Couch thing. (Oaf!)
Drives me mental with his ceaseless whines. (Oh, seal it!)
A gut full of pork rinds.
You doofus, flush your pee!
He says I shouldn't eat,
But he's twice of me

Ooh, I loathe him!
(Then choke him.)
Can his crotch be handled more?
(Vulgar, gross and crude.)
I don't think I could endure,
Having sluggish sloth-man stay,
When I have this urge to slaaaaay!!!

Kill him!
Kill him with a gun or two. Slice out his eyes.
Teach lout esteem.
Hey mister!
Sickened from your awful feet!
Hold his throat, repeal his hearbeat!
Husband will be offed, the imbecile!!!

What a quite unruly lout!
When he farts, my nose burns out!
This dickhead became my spooooouse!
He's despised, my teeth are gnashin'.
Stupid beau!
So fed up with this boor I hate!
His selfish mind will not abate!
He makes me seethe, this tyrant has to gooooo!!!

Kill him!
Kill him, lest his pungent fumes light-up the blinds.
Why shout at him?
Get vicious! (Yeah!)
End his worthless life toot-sweet!
Pull that rope, repeal his hearbeat!
Husband will be offed, the imbecillllle

Ooh ooh oooh.
Lover has to gooooo...

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Yet Another Dutchman - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, that's just the way I like it, Luke. Now get your butt back in the kitchen and cook me another parody, 'cause I've called the guys over for some poker.

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