-> "Kill Him"
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Barbara Streisand and Celine Dion
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Oh, my mate is such a boor.
Swills down drink all week.
He is ample in his reek.
Eww "hot stuff'?
There's a pungent funk he's stinking of.
TV is his love
That, and diesel fuel.
Wife just feeds him gruel.
This bozo's such a toooool!
Drives me mad,
As he calls out for more cans.
Playing poker with his friends,
In his underpants.
My husband, wish he'd diiiiie!!!
Kill him, for the dumb buffoon jibes with the guys,
"Bitch aint too slim."
I'm pissed off!
Angered cuz he hogs the sheets!
I'll halt his pulse, repeal his hearbeat!
Husband will be offed, the imbecile!
Couch thing. (Oaf!)
Drives me mental with his ceaseless whines. (Oh, seal it!)
A gut full of pork rinds.
You doofus, flush your pee!
He says I shouldn't eat,
But he's twice of me
Ooh, I loathe him!
(Then choke him.)
Can his crotch be handled more?
(Vulgar, gross and crude.)
I don't think I could endure,
Having sluggish sloth-man stay,
When I have this urge to slaaaaay!!!
Kill him with a gun or two. Slice out his eyes.
Teach lout esteem.
Sickened from your awful feet!
Hold his throat, repeal his hearbeat!
Husband will be offed, the imbecile!!!
What a quite unruly lout!
When he farts, my nose burns out!
This dickhead became my spooooouse!
He's despised, my teeth are gnashin'.
So fed up with this boor I hate!
His selfish mind will not abate!
He makes me seethe, this tyrant has to gooooo!!!
Kill him, lest his pungent fumes light-up the blinds.
Why shout at him?
Get vicious! (Yeah!)
End his worthless life toot-sweet!
Pull that rope, repeal his hearbeat!
Husband will be offed, the imbecillllle
Ooh ooh oooh.
Lover has to gooooo...
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