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Song Parodies -> "Butt Crack"

Original Song Title:

"Love Shack"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

B-52's

Parody Song Title:

"Butt Crack"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Why is it that, plumbers are always falling behind?



If you've seen the plumber guys whose pants are hanging low you spied
One long SMILE! Worth of… Butt Crack! Butt Crack why?
It's looking like the Alaska pipeline, sort-a-like-a plunging waste line
Lookin' up as he falls behind, he falls behind
He's wrenchin' the sink, and not sinchin' his drawers and they're heading on down
To his Butt Crack
He gots him a can, his seat could be smaller
So pony up and toss some silver dollars


His Butt Crack is a verticle smile he ought to wear suspenders
Butt Crack sweaty, Butt Crack mus-tee
Hey Cletus, where is your belt? Eeew! Hey Dingus, What's that I smelt?

Guy says.. Yeah! I’m a pro see, but they see up his Butt Crack!
Well it wouldn't be so bad, if he wore some overalls
What a funky Butt Crack man he oughta wear slacks

Service by a crack crew
Served up with a big smile
Furnished with a back view
Crack up with a big smile


His Butt Crack is a public disgrace he’s one replete offender
Butt Crack sweaty! Butt Crack, Man look at that!
Droopin' like he's poopin', shiney big ol' hiney, Waistline never minding
'Cause he's too busy piping
His whole back showing! His whole back's showing while everybody's
Looking around and around and then down
His Co-workers wincing, His co-workers hintin' kick me!
Jokes circl-ing at work and they go round
His own people laughin', his own people gaffing pick me!
Dumpy baggy pants! droopy saggy pants!


Drop in his coin slot, it's as wide as a ditch, man he's just bound to get rich!
He gots him a can, his seat's rather funny
So pony up and give your ashtray money

Sinch sinch sinch up your drawers Cleatus! sinch a little tighter sinchy!
Sinch sinch sinch up your drawers Dingus! he can't hear me!

Sinchy!

Sinch Sinch! up your drawers Rufus!
Sinch Sinch! up your drawers!
Sinch Sinch! up your drawers dufus!
Sinch Sinch! up your drawers!
They're what?...
trousers, busted!
Butt Crack, sweaty Butt Crack!
Butt Crack, musty Butt Crack!
Butt Crack, sweaty Butt Crack!
Butt Crack, musty Butt Crack!
Hey ladies, man look at that
Draggin' and a lagging, sagging and a laughin' at your Butt Crack

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Jonathan S. - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(Mildly) Funny title...but the parody is disgusting.
MIKE - December 12, 2010 - Report this comment
HAVE A WHAT?! MERRY CHRISTMAS! HA HA HA BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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