-> "Handyman"
Original Song Title:
"Lollipop (Candyman)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Handyman"
The Lyrics
I am the handyman, coming to lend a hand
I am the handyman, coming to lend a hand
I need some plumbing done in my bathroom
Clogged drains, I will never get them done
If you show me how to work a wrench
I will give you a lollipop instead
Come with me honey, I'm your trusty, loyal handyman
I'm like the wind, there's air coming out of me
Find me a hose, if you're thirsty, please understand
I get paid in the end, I'm your handy handyman
Chorus:
Mow my lawn, I know you are my handyman
Drain my sink with your strong, manly hands
Mow my lawn, I know you are my handyman
Thank you dear for lending a hand
Your work will never stop, he's on the rooftop
Your work will never stop, he's on the rooftop
I wish that I were as strong as you
Then I could do all the things you do
You will be begging for a monkey wrench
So that you can fix my park bench
Come with me honey, I'm your trusty, loyal handyman
I'm like the wind, there's air coming out of me
Find me a hose, if you're thirsty, please understand
I get paid in the end, I'm your handy handyman
CHORUS (X2)
I am the handyman, coming to lend a hand
I am the handyman, coming to lend a hand
I am the handyman, coming to lend a hand
I am the handyman, coming to lend a hand
Coming to lend a hand
CHORUS
Your work will never stop, he's on the rooftop
Fell off the rooftop, uh oh
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