-> "Scavenger Rey"
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She hangs out with that lying Storm Trooper
"I am with the Resistance" he swore
In an AT-AT she sleeps while she trades robot heaps
At the store...
"There's a real Jedi named Skywalker?
Always thought that Luke was just a myth!"
Now this chick from the streets
With this round droid who beeps
Must find him!
On a whim!
THINGS LOOK GRIM!
Takes this Spaceship that stalls!
But the Falcon's so cool!
Chills with that Han Solo while the fan boys all drool!
This Scavenger Rey has packed such a brusin'
Scavenger Rey kicks behinds!
Scavenger Rey rocks at blaster shootin'
Skill she picked up in no time!
She is pretty engenius at fixin' 'lectronics
Since she can speak robot
And Finn is astonished!
We hope the light side she'll be choosin'
Fighting, She'll bring Kylo pain!
The Universe thinks that she's great, Scavenger Rey!
Controlled Storm Troopers...
"Remove these straps, Jeeves"...
And that's just what he'll do since her powers are huge!
To Scavenger Rey this must be confusin'
Once thought all Jedis were gone!
Scavenger Rey was left as an orphan
Waiting for her dad to come!
Is Luke this gal's father
Like we've all expected?
Damn you J.J. Abrams!
We're left with suspension!
Back on Jakku spare parts she was looting
Now with a lightsaber sways
Gonna take up the throne
Be the queen of Jedis!
Yoda's not teaching now because he's a dead guy
The Force will once again wake
Because of Rey....
She'll make the First Order pay
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