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Original Song Title:

"After Today"

Original Performer:

A Goofy Movie

Parody Song Title:

"Scavenger Rey"

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The Lyrics

Tribute to the leading lady of "Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens". If you haven't seen it yet (I hope I don't give too much away) but it's fantastic!
She hangs out with that lying Storm Trooper
"I am with the Resistance" he swore
In an AT-AT she sleeps while she trades robot heaps
At the store...

"There's a real Jedi named Skywalker?
Always thought that Luke was just a myth!"

Now this chick from the streets
With this round droid who beeps
Must find him!
On a whim!
Keeping trim!

Takes this Spaceship that stalls!
But the Falcon's so cool!
Chills with that Han Solo while the fan boys all drool!

This Scavenger Rey has packed such a brusin'
Scavenger Rey kicks behinds!
Scavenger Rey rocks at blaster shootin'
Skill she picked up in no time!

She is pretty engenius at fixin' 'lectronics
Since she can speak robot
And Finn is astonished!

We hope the light side she'll be choosin'
Fighting, She'll bring Kylo pain!
The Universe thinks that she's great, Scavenger Rey!

Talents improving...
Controlled Storm Troopers...
"Remove these straps, Jeeves"...
And that's just what he'll do since her powers are huge!

To Scavenger Rey this must be confusin'
Once thought all Jedis were gone!
Scavenger Rey was left as an orphan
Waiting for her dad to come!

Is Luke this gal's father
Like we've all expected?
Damn you J.J. Abrams!
We're left with suspension!

Back on Jakku spare parts she was looting
Now with a lightsaber sways
Gonna take up the throne
Be the queen of Jedis!
Yoda's not teaching now because he's a dead guy
The Force will once again wake
Because of Rey....

She'll make the First Order pay
Scavenger Rey

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Rob Arndt - January 01, 2016 - Report this comment
Most excellent- 555! Keep them coming Matthias!
Max Power - January 01, 2016 - Report this comment
I kinda get the feeling she may have been Han and Leia's daughter, the hints are there but who knows.
Rob Arndt - January 01, 2016 - Report this comment
Max, in the SWU Rey is twin Jaina Solo to their son Jacen Solo. In the books, they were moved often due to attempted assassination. Leia never was trained in the Force with this new trilogy and apparently JJ Abrams changed his name to Ben Solo out of nowhere. Everything hints at Leia's daughter. Her odd hairstyle, her knowledge of starships and instant taking to Han and the Falcon, her use of the blaster Han gave her which is a more modern type of his, her agony over his death, etc... But also to Luke. Why is she on a desert planet Jakku that looks like Tattooine? Why is she dressed like young Luke? Why does Maz want her to have Skywalker's light saber and why the same tunnel vision leading up to the First Jedi Temple where Luke is waiting? Abrams likes to change things as he did for the Star Trek universe and timeline. Same for Star Wars. Poe Dameron could also be Skywalker's son but in the SWU books was born before the Battle of Endor, so no. His parents are Shara Bey and Kes Dameron from Yavin 4. There is a strong connection between Kylo Ren (Kylo of the Knights of Ren) and Star Wars is a family fight. She sensed not only his weakness in comparison to his Grandfather Darth Vader (Anakin Skywalker) but also that he had a balance of Light and Dark in him. Han felt he could turn him back to Light too. But Ben went the other way. Rey could have finished him at Star Killer Base but left him alive. She meets Luke but Luke did not accept the light saber from her because he doesn't want to train her and fail as he did with Kylo. To be continued. Rey most likely will fall in love with Finn. Abrams did the interracial thing in Star Trek with Uhura and Spock which raised some eyebrows (pun intended)! Only 17 mos to Episode VIII :-))
Jonathan - January 01, 2016 - Report this comment
oh yeah "A Goofy Movie" I need to watch that again it's just chock-full of good songs like this one! not too mention it's surprisingly emotional for a movie about GOOFY of all people! as for the new "Star Wars" movie I'm still waiting for the DVD release on that one but I'm glad to hear so many people like it! 5's

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