-> "Strain In Your Heart"
Original Song Title:
"True To Your Heart"
Original Performer:
98 Degrees and Stevie Wonder
Parody Song Title:
"Strain In Your Heart"
The Lyrics
It had all started
When you ate at Mickey D’s
Smoking on cigarettes
Totaling packs of three
Don’t notice till
You clutch your chest
Start feeling strange
As you sit to rest
That’s when you take grave notice
Chest pains deep inside
Symptoms will rise
You’ll realize those warning signs
You call 9-1-1
Ambulance comes
Transporting you
Straight to the ER
Pain in your heart
You’ve caused a strain in your heart
That’s when the problems will start
When you get admitted overnight
Blood pressures rise
Those doctors tell you no lies
They put you on life support
Then they will hook you up to the IV
(Pressured by strains in your heart)
Testing heart waves and intervals
By EKG
Then they’ll have to perform
You with angioplasty
Don’t second-guess
Your cardio plight
Discovered that
Something is not right
Clog in your heart
They found a clog in your heart
Fatty deposits won’t part
You’ll have that open-heart surgery
Dissect your chest
Connected veins from your legs
To treat that clog in your heart
Hoping blood vessels flowing quite freely
(They’ll flow for you)
You’re heart knows what’s good for you
(Good for you)
Let your heart recuperate
(Recover through)
Time will heal all wounds
Pharmacists prescribing you with Lipitor
Medicine by Pfizer lowers cholesterol
Be careful not to strain yourself
Don’t put more stress
To your chest and your heart
Good to your heart
You must be good to your heart
Hospital room you’ll depart
Then soon you’re heading straight right home
A great surprise
You’ll soon get better on time
So go take care of your heart
And forever you’re gonna feel healthy
(Repeat)
You’re diet should be fat free
It’s time to make a new start
Keep on eating those veggies
Just be good to your heart
Stay away from fatty foods
And foods that’s laced with salt
Just keep on eating healthy
Take good care of your heart
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