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Song Parodies -> "Sharpton's Can"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp Dressed Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Sharpton's Can"

Parody Written by:

Randy Hearn

The Lyrics

The " Reverend Al " owes 4.5 million in unpaid taxes. Because of his buddies obama and holder, he will probably walk free. But in the real world, which may only be a dream, this would be his new home.
Tax shirked, past due
Now he knows just where he's goin' toooooo
Tat-tooed, bad guys
He knows he's the prison priiiiiiiize
They'll come runnin' with their junk in their hand
'Cause every con crazy 'bout Al Sharpton's can

Old crotch, tightened ring
They'll be hittin' that old wrinkled thiiiiiing
Hot links, greet him
When one gets out another's movin' iiiiiiin
They'll come runnin' with their junk in their hand
'Cause every con crazy 'bout Al Sharpton's can

Top ho, top cat
Homegrown fury where his wallet's staaaaashed
Black snakes, white thugs
Feelin' dark, feelin' no love
They'll come runnin' with their junk in their hand
'Cause every con crazy 'bout Al Sharpton's can

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 12

Voting Breakdown

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 4   1
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 5   7
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Jonathan - January 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Pretty Sharp! 5's
Thanajon - January 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Very sick! 1's.
He Who Celebrates Abu Gharib Is A Bucket Of Crap - January 21, 2015 - Report this comment
THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY OR HUMOROUS ABOUT ANYONE GETTING RAPED. I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FOO-FOO WHO IT IS. RAPE/SEXUAL ASSAULT IS A GROSS EVIL CRIME! 000s.
Thanajon - January 22, 2015 - Report this comment
I agree with you completely, Abu. This horrible parody is not only a sad commentary on the moral midget who wrote it, but on those who endorsed it with their 5s.
Giorgio Coniglio - January 26, 2015 - Report this comment
As a contributor, I personally find this distasteful, and believe others concur, as per above remarks. Let's maintain a broad appeal for this site. Taking humor seriously (No rating assigned). GioLio
Frank Pizarro - January 27, 2015 - Report this comment
Giorgio, you are a doomed missionary to the benighted rabble. You throw pearls before swine. If they had the vocabulary, they would call you "sanctimonious." It's a lost cause. Hie thee to thine own site, cleanse it of uke chords, and there smite the philistines with thy satire.
Brian - February 01, 2015 - Report this comment
Guys, it is paced pretty well. This isn't a difficult song to get a good match, and it matches up pretty well. The guys who gave this all 1's -- you're wrong about the pacing score. This is not funny at all, though. It's just stupid and sad. You guys who gave this all 5's -- you're stupid and sad, too. Evidently, some of you seem incapable of providing a reasoned score, you simply go all 5's or all 1's because you like or dislike the parody. THIS IS NOT THE BASIS OF THE SCORE THAT WAS REQUESTED. The items are "funny" and "pacing", and if you guys can't calculate a reasonable value for either of those terms, then your votes are useless.

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