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Song Parodies -> "Sharpton's Can"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp Dressed Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Sharpton's Can"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Gold seat, pearl trim
A shape that's tailor-made to snuggle him
Mink rug, bronze tank
Just like sittin' in a bank

They keep linin' up cause it's in demand
Now everyone's waitin' for Al Sharpton's can

Good books, no rush
It's like Borders with a hushy-flush
Squirt soap, Pert Plus
The toilet paper says "In God We Trust"

It's hoity-toity when the toidy's so grand
So everyone's waitin' for Al Sharpton's can

[guitar solo]

Poor Al, big load
Can't even use his very own commode
Quick run, half mile
Gets 'er done, Texaco style

This pool party wasn't part of the plan
Cause everyone's waitin' for Al Sharpton's can

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WCJ - May 01, 2012 - Report this comment
It looks like when Al Sharpton puts money in the "pot" he really puts it into his "potty" :-D Great song Porfle, 555 "fills the bowl" ;-) I also did a parody of this OS called "Insurance Man" http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/zztop73.shtml
Porfle Popnecker - May 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Good one, WCJ. This is my second go at it. Thanks for the v/c!
Rob Arndt - May 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice parody-555!!! I had a bAL movement with Sharp-pains earlier ;-D
Porfle Popnecker - May 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Wow, I hope everything came out okay.
Jeff Reuben - May 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Funny stuff, I love this OS and took a shot at it myself a few years back. And now I know more about Al Sharpton than I ever wanted :)

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