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Song Parodies -> "Short-Dress Ban"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp-Dressed Man"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Short-Dress Ban"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Short skirt, long legs
And on my forehead you could fry some eggs
F-blank, me shoes
Givin' me the double blues
School officials workin' fast as they can
You know they're gonna hit us with a short-dress ban

Feels like, I'm on fire
I can't study with this mad desire
It's all, I see
I'm goin' crazy from this puberty
Think I'm becomin' what is known as a man
I hope I make my bones before the short-dress ban

Can't sit, can't stand
My English teacher doesn't understand
Cold sweat, hot flash
Hands in pants, diggin' for cash
This thing's endin' right before it began
I'm gonna buy her lunch before the short-dress ban

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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Eliminator Terminator - September 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Every guy crazy about a short-dress girl! You can see her legs. You rock, man!
Porfle Popnecker - September 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Phil Alexander - September 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Brilliant title sub, nicely executed. Does this count as one of the benefits of or problems with coed schooling? :-)
Porfle Popnecker - September 29, 2011 - Report this comment
I would say both! Thanks.

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