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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp Dressed Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Claus"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAA!!!! After an unfortunate absence, mostly due to slacking off, one of our more interesting parody writers is back on the scene! I couldn't go long without doing a Christmas parody...or any parody, for that matter. I'll try to submit more parodies in the future, I promise! As usual, enjoy and have a rockin' good holiday season!
Big grin, black boots,
He’s goin’ round giving out some loot.
Midnight, sleigh flies,
And we all know the reason why.

They come runnin’ without taking a pause,
‘Cause boys and girls crazy ‘bout Santa Claus!

Ho Ho’s, Jingle Bells,
He comes on the night before Noel.
Big sleigh, white teeth,
And don’t forget to leave milk and cookies!

They come runnin’ without taking a pause,
‘Cause boys and girls crazy ‘bout Santa Claus!

[guitar solo]

Red suit, red hat,
You’ll see him comin’ ‘cause he’s big & fat.
Red nose, white beard,
Don’t forget ‘but the reindeer!

They come runnin’ without taking a pause,
‘Cause boys and girls crazy ‘bout Santa Claus!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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Wild Child JIN - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
I think Santa just left you three 5's underneath your Christmas tree. ;-) 555
Dylan Baranski - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Tell Santa I said thanks!
Old Man Ribber - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Dylan - Welcome back! Like Santa, this one was worth waiting for! Merry Christmas! ;D

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