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Song Parodies -> "Long Haired Man"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp Dressed Man"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Long Haired Man"

Parody Written by:

Carol Brown

The Lyrics

It has been a while since I have been here. I would like to thank all the other parody writers who took the time to criticize my attempts at parody writing. Because it was here that I finaly gained the courage to branch out into song writing, where I have just finished my 9th song in collaberation with a country singer/songwriter of over 30 years who lives in Scotland United Kingdom. You may view all his songs as well as the ones that he and I have written together. Just look for any song that has the pen name of Renee Hartman beside it. I write the lyrics, he does all the rest.
Cool shades
long hair
The man's got style
he's got flash and flair
Hot riffs
cool licks
Damn I love those axes and pics!

The fans start screamin' just as loud as they can
'Cause everyone's crazy 'bout a long haired man

He's fired up
on stage
Whips us all into a rock n roll rage
Tight jeans
hot shirt
Makes the girls all scream and flirt yeah!

The fans start screamin' just as loud as they can
'Cause everyone's crazy 'bout a long haired man

(Instramental break)

A real tour? Hell yes!
Got my ticket
and I must confess
I'm gonna do
what it takes
To be there
so I can rock with ACE!

The fans start screamin' just as loud as they can
'Cause everyone's crazy 'bout a long haired man!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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UnKnownVotrix - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
yes, some men can wear longhair quite well, Sir . Mr ~BvD~ did, he even had a 'queue'.
DJ Blaze - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Just reading this reminds me of Herman Li. 555
AFW - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Interesting write..very well done

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