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Song Parodies -> "Turtle Breakfast"

Original Song Title:

"Pearl Necklace"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Turtle Breakfast"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

In the OS Pearl sounds like Pe-arl with two sylables for you Pacing Police out there.
She's always so pleased to my chagrin
I always give her what she asks
I don't want to upset her
What else can I say
Every morn' I'm spunky on task

It was early morn'
And she was really horned to play
And so I asked her what she wanted
And this is what she had to state:
A turtle breakfast
She wanna turtle breakfast
She wanna turtle breakfast


I gets recharged when she's a hare too weird,
She's pulling on my chain
But I still keep a paddle for anytime
I need to release the strain

It was early morn'
And she was really horned to play
And so I asked her what she wanted
And this is what she had to state:
A turtle breakfast
She wanna turtle breakfast
She wanna turtle breakfast

She's so fast, as quick as the rabbit rush
It's not for calories she's jumping about [see notes]
She really wont eat that much

It was early morn'
And she was really horned to play
And so I asked her what she wanted
And this is what she had to state:
A turtle breakfast
She wanna turtle breakfast
She wanna turtle breakfast

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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 3   0
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alvin rhodes - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
sounds delicious

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