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Song Parodies -> "Eggs"

Original Song Title:

"Legs"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Eggs"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Reposting, fixing the formatting
She's got eggs, she knows how to beat them
Spits out the shells, she knows how to eat them
You won't believe, all the kinds she's makin
Scrambled, poached or fried, side order of bacon
They are greasy, over easy, yeah, they're alright!

She's got eggs, she loves makin omlettes
Won't eat them rotten, she don't want to vomit
She's servin breakfast, that's how she gets paid
Also owns a chicken coup, that's how she gets laid
They taste so fine, served any time, open all night

She's got eggs, she learned how to cook them
She learned in college, had to take an eggsam
Now in the morning, gets out of bed
Always eats a balanced meal, she is not an egghead
Won't be counting, eggs before they're hatching
Cause that's not right...that's not right...

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 18

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Rick C - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Well paced and funny. You pass the eggsam with 5s!
Rex - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Eggcellent and eggstrordinary!
Adagio - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Jeff.
Jeff Reuben - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Rick, Rex, and Adagio!
Rick C - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
BTW Jeff. Do NOT watch "Poison Ivy 2"! It just so happened that the title fit into my parody nicely. It's not one of the best movies ever made.
Leo Jay - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Quite eggshucational.

(Aw shaddap, all the good egg puns were taken -- whaddaya want from my life...)
Red Ant - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Which came first, Jeff Reuben or the egg? No matter this parodist has laid a Golden 555 Egg on you. :)
Stuart McArthur - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
no matter how she cooked em, those ZZ Top dudes would manage to get that runny egg yolk all thru their beards - yuk - nice work Jeff - 555
Jeff Reuben - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Stu, Red Ant, and Leo. Rick, I was thinking of watching it in a Mystery Science 3000 sort of way (letting my cat add snide remarks)
Johnny D - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Omelettin' you off easy here with a trio of fives.
Arwen - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I loved this, Jeff...=)
Serafina - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
As did I. Nicely done, Jeff ;)
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done...
Jeff Reuben - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Johnny, Arwen and Serafina. K1...subtle, but LOL =)
Charlie Decker - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) It's always sunny side up with you, Jeff. Nice job :-)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Did everyone hatch all the lame yolks? Loved it, 555.
Rick D - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
This one goes over easy!
Agrimorfee - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Can't let go of these Eggos! :)
Steven Cavanagh - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Nah, there are a few nobody's cracked yet.
MysteryGoat - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Barely know original song, but still good.
Guy - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-E) Prepared egg-actly as I like them. Great wordplay in this one, Jeff. I shell consider giving this one 3 fries.
Johnny D - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above
Scathe - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-E) Eggs sound good, right now.
Stuart McArthur - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) see above - omelette/vomit is an under-used couplet in my opinion
2nz - May 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I was going to open with 'Eggcellent', but I seem to be way late for that. Think I'll go with eggsactly, as in that's eggsactly how a parody of this song should go. This one goes over eas... DAMMIT, Rick. Fine, here's my fave line then:
"She learned in college, had to take an eggsam"
Phil Alexander - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Eggasmic stuff, Jeff
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