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Song Parodies -> "Cowboys"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Thing"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

When football season rolls around, 31 other teams should have their fans singing this song.
Cowboys, you will be destroyed
You make everyone hate you
Go home, Cowboys!

Cowboys, we think we hate you
But we wanna know for sure
Go back home to Dallas
We hate you

Cowboys, you will be destroyed
You make everyone hate you
Go home, Cowboys!

Cowboys, you think you'll beat us
But we wanna know for sure
We'll send you crying back to Dallas
You can't beat us

Cowboys, you will be destroyed
You make everyone hate you
Go home, Cowboys!

Go home, Cowboys!

Go home, go home, Cowboys!
We'll beat you up, Cowboys!
Just to clear this up, that was the version you would hear in the Major League movies, whenever Rick Vaughn enters the mound for the Indians.

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Pacing: 2.8
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Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 5

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Michael Pacholek - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I believe I've heard it said before: Dallas sucks! It'll take about three hours in the decontamination chamber before they let Bill Parcells in the Hall of Fame now!
Freddie C. - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
You win: Let me be the first to admit that you had a way better anti-Cowboys song than me. I especially liked that last line in which you say "I hate 'em!" By the way, you do realize that the Cowboys' most bitter rivals play in the same city as the Dodgers' own bitter rivals, right? (San Francisco 49ers, San Francisco Giants)
Michael Pacholek - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I wasn't aware that the Redskins had left Washington. Come on, this is the one rivalry in sports that truly defies geography. When Red Wings-Avalanche has had 30 years of hate-filled barnburners as Skins-Boys, then they can talk. But 49ers-Cowboys? Too sporadic to be a real rivalry, with or without the geography problem. The 49ers' real rivals, well, they did move: The former Los Angeles Rams.
Swetty - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
this song sucks and dallas will win the Super Bowl in 2008, everyone denies now, but just watch.
marion barber - November 29, 2008 - Report this comment
dallas is the best and will win super bowl 2008

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