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Song Parodies -> "Lead Contract (Rocky Road)"

Original Song Title:

"Head Contact (Rock 'N' Roll)"

Original Performer:

Wolf (NWOBHM)

Parody Song Title:

"Lead Contract (Rocky Road)"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

I suppose you're wondering what's going on with the qualifier "NWOBHM". See, there were a bunch of bands named "Wolf", so I'm just disambiguating. For those not in the know, NWOBHM stands for "New Wave of British Heavy Metal", and it encompasses such late 70s-early 80s bands as Iron Maiden, Judas Priest and Diamond Head. Now, there's not much to explain about this parody other than that rocky road can be a hell ride. That aside, enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
I won’t live forever,
I’m stopping never,
This stuff never grows old.

I’m in the fast lane,
Hop on the last train,
Vanilla just leaves me cold.

Can you dig it, dudes?

See, I just gotta be the best,
If I don’t, I’ll die like the rest.

I’ll spend my money to crack the code.
Lead contract, rocky road.

I like the almonds,
I’m like the Allmans,
I was just born to be ramblin’.

The marshmallows
Aren’t so mellow
When you spend your life gamblin’.

I’d die for you, girl.

See, I just gotta be the best,
If I don’t, I’ll die like the rest.

I’ll spend my money to crack the code.
Lead contract, rocky road.

[guitar solo]

I’ll spend my money to crack the code.
Lead contract…

I’ll spend my money to crack the code.
Lead contract, rocky road.

Reload.
Lock and load.
Rocky road.
Copyright 2017 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by getting your code cracked.

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grr - March 09, 2017 - Report this comment
this makes no sense
Dylan Baranski - March 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Sometimes, parodies are supposed to make no sense.
Rob Arndt - March 09, 2017 - Report this comment
I liked it Dylan, so 555! I'm just out of Rocky Road ice cream puns ;-)

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