-> "Everything He Wants"
Original Song Title:
"Everything She Wants" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Everything He Wants"
Bugs Bunny said freely
"Geez, everything he wants is everything he sees"
That duck is lazy
'Cause I've never seen someone that greedy, really!
Nothing but a money hoarder
'Cause everything he wants are things he doesn't need
A fortune, if you ask me
Then some luck- a reward he sees
REWARD FOR TASMANIAN DEVIL
Somebody pinch me, this'll be easy
Taz, I'm gonna get you
Get that money
Collect all that money!
Suckers work for a living
I just live for fun, jumping, saying, "Woo-hoo, woo-hoo"
Everything I want, I usually take
Now I've got to lure that Devil back to the zoo
To do this, one would have to be crazy
It's suicide meant only for a fool
I may be crazy, but I've got a job to do
I'll laugh the last laugh
All the way to the bank as I drool
Counting hundreds, thousands, in bills all new!
Got Tazzy in a tizzy
Devil doesn't have a clue
Worth abuse for all that money
It's all MINE! and overdue!
Why do I do the things I do? I got a screw loose
As Fudd said, "You know, I think that duck's cwazy" and it was true!!!
So please pay me
Give me that money
Give me all that money
Don't bother me while I'm counting
Let's see... 1... 2...
[A dollar slips into the Devil cage, Daffy breaks in]
GIVE ME THAT MONEY,
OR ELSE YOU'LL BE SORRY!
"I may be a coward, but I'm a geedy little coward"
Taz lies beaten to a pulp in his cage!
Daffy resumes counting...
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