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Song Parodies -> "Take a Sh-t Before You Go, Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Take a Sh-t Before You Go, Girl"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

More toilet humor dedicated to Chris, Al, and GC(d)!
Get her a

Buttplug [4X]

You put the boom-boom into your farts
You send your stink sky high when your fartin' starts (off the charts)
Gas drives me insane
So explosive, so don't light a flame!
Smells like somethin' died inside of you
Something's not right
Girl, what the hell did you eat last night?
Woke me up outta my bed
I was sleeping, but I had to grab a close pin instead!

Take a sh-t before you go, girl
'Cause hangin' farts is now a firm No-No
Take a sh-t before you go, girl
Don't wanna see feces slidin' down your thighs
Take a sh-t before you go, girl
'Cause I'm not plannin' on smellin' yo' hole
Take a sh-t before you go, girl
Take a squat and let it fly
I'm gonna die (you stink so bad)

Hate your gas clouds comin' my way
You blame the dog, but damn girl, no way!
Sick of these flatulence games
Ass spewin' odors that are so profane
(Combustible as propane)

You're my lady, I think that's cool
But it drives me crazy when you hold your stool
Come on, baby, let's not fight
We'll avoid Mexican, eat more healthy each night


Sh-tterbug [2X]

C'mon baby, clench buns tight
There's a restroom within sight
Get in there, won't offend
Drop your panties, and drop the lead



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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 17

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Sammy - December 30, 2015 - Report this comment
John Lomain - December 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Jonathan - December 30, 2015 - Report this comment
I was gonna make a pun butt it'd probably be $#!^^y anyway 5's
Rob Arndt - December 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks John and Jon! Guess I know who the two 1 bombers are (out of the three) :))
1 outta 3 - December 30, 2015 - Report this comment
what the hell is a close pin?
Rob Arndt - December 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Old time wooden fastener to hang clothes on a line sometimes spelled closepin or Brit close peg. You could use them to close other things too. I used it because people used to pinch their noses with them around stink.
Rob Arndt - December 31, 2015 - Report this comment
^Oops, only those latter types for multiuse were termed close pins in US. Should have used clothes pin! My bad. "Close pins" are metal and have the rubber grooved tips.

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