-> "Gas Xmas"
Original Song Title:
"Last Christmas" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Oh, here come the farts
Hot stream of odors comin' straight out me arse
Is that a toilet won't be near
And that I'll take a dump in the back hall!
Always sh-ttin' and don't know why
More than pissin'
My bowels I despise
Tell me, lady,
Do you recognize ME?
Last year lit my rear
Like at a Frat Party
(Your eyebrows have grown back quite nicely)!
Wish my ass was fragrance scented
With a note saying: Warning! Poo!
Fabreeze can't even touch it
All the people that catch a whiff
Start to gag, can disperse a crowd
Once in the air my farts they sniff!
There's no escaping!
A crowded room,
Here comes a surprise
Gas cloud of poop
Even fools the flies
"My God! Did somebody sh-t their shorts?"
Me? I just laugh and point to Mort!!! (He's 85)
No over-the-counters can stop my farts
So powerful, the odor is waaaay off the charts, Dear Lord!
Sorry, I don't want to offend, but here I go again!
Once had a wet one, made a small shart
My Tidy Whities had more than skid marks
Please, all you folks, stay away from my bum
I've come from a restaurant, ate lots of Mexican!
My tummy rumbles
Sphincter starts to open
A hot one
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