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Song Parodies -> "Careless Corolla"

Original Song Title:

"Careless Whisper"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wham

Parody Song Title:

"Careless Corolla"

Parody Written by:

OldYeller

The Lyrics

Just having fun.
Time can never mend the careless Corolla of a good friend
To the heart and mind, truth and justice blind
there's no comfort in this car
pain is all you'll find

Should've known better

I feel so unsure
as I take your wheel and lead you to the I-4
as the pedal dies, something in your eyes
calls to mind the silver screen
and all its sad good-byes

I'm never gonna drive again
guilty feet slam broken pedals
though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not alive

Should've known better than to kill a friend
and waste the chance that I've been given
so I'm never gonna drive again
the way I drove with you

Time can never mend
the careless Corolla of a good friend
to the heart and mind
truth and justice blind
there's no comfort in this car
pain is all you'll find

I'm never gonna drive again
guilty feet slam broken pedals
though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not alive

Should've known better than to kill a friend
and waste this chance that I've been given
so I'm never gonna drive again
the way I drove with you

Never without your love

Tonight the engine revs so loud
I wish that we could just jump out
Maybe it's better this way
we'd just go splat along the hi-hiway..

We could have been so good together
We could have lived our lives together
But noone's gonna live with me
Please breath

I'm never gonna drive again
guilty feet slam broken pedals
though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not alive

Should've known better than to kill a friend
and waste this chance that I've been given
so I'm never gonna drive again
the way I drove with you

(Now that you're gone) Now that you're gone
(Now that you're gone) What I did's so wrong
that you had to leave me alone

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Old Man Ribber - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Another great dig! You might not want to perform these in Georgetown, Kentucky. ;D
TJC - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Toyotada!
Can't -- stop -- clickin' -- fives -- button.... AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! (obviously my hybrid sense of humor includes De'generative, er, breaks!)
Phil Nelson - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Toyota part deux. Pretty good

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