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Song Parodies -> "Always Coca-Cola"

Original Song Title:

"Velvet Elvis"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Always Coca-Cola"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This song was dedicated to this slogan from Coca-Cola.
My life is needs to be classic set
Till I saw what I was looking for at the supermarket
My life it will the same privilege
Now I'm here to say my coca-cola's inside my fridge

It's all I want for, is all I need
This coca-cola, this coca-cola
I'm always coca-cola when I'm heed
I'm so, always, I'm coca-cola

Although many people used their coke
They always welcome to their public place of service townsfolk
Check out their bottles, it's nothing greater
They could tell that they reveled the other cokes that's cheeper

Is that I want for, is all I need
This coca-cola, my coca-cola
Their coca-cola's, always worth a dime
This coca-cola, this coca-cola
They're always coca-cola when they're heed
Co-ca-Co-la (Hey!)

In my own private sodas, and this own living cap to the can
I don't want nothing else, unless you end up in a van
Don't need some diet coke, don't need some blacks with a joke
No sticks in a can with a plan from japan I'll get tan they'll get fan with an deadman

[Instrumental Break Before Verse]

When I'm at home drinking my plain coke
I know these people's always crashing down with an outspoke
I guess they'll need to refresh again
Too bad some mens they're gonna say "That coke is like a dutchmen."

[Final Chorus]
(Coca-Cola) It's so chilliy
(Coca-Cola) That taste's great
(Coca-Cola) It always refreshing
(Coca-Cola) Like figure eight
(Coca-Cola) Look at those bubbles
(Coca-Cola) It's just so fine
(Coca-Cola) They could look, they don't touch now
(Coca-Cola) Cause it's mine all mine
(Hey that's my plain coke!)
Don't you want it? (Give it to me!)
Alright then, drink it. You're always coca-cola.

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