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Song Parodies -> "Dare To Be Vicious"

Original Song Title:

"Dare To Be Stupid"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Dare To Be Vicious"

Parody Written by:

Kody the Fox

The Lyrics

A parody based on the Kung Fu Panda franchise. It involves vicious gangsters (oxen, alligators, wolves, etc.).
[[Oxen Gangster]]: I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist!
[[Po]]: Enough talk, let's fight!

Put down your weapons and listen to me
It's time for you to join in the fight
It's time to let the wolves grow up to be gangsters
It's time to let the gators bite

You better put all your change in one pocket
You better capture the villagers before they run
You better sell some tea before it's/its mine
You better find yourself an inch to attack

You better eat all the soup while Mr. Ping's not around
Stick your head in the wolf's snout and don't move

Talk with your anger
Fight the end that sees you
Fight on more than you do
What can you do
Dare to be vicious

Take some brass cages
Look for some spears
Haul your tail working now
I can show you how
You can dare to be vicious

You can slap Crane on the wing
You can't just give up that thing
You can eat a bunch of noodles and don't even forget to leave a tip

Dare to be vicious
Come on and dare to be vicious
It's so savage to fight
Dare to be vicious
We're all fighting for grace
Let's go!

It's time to run on a mountain up to the palace
So can I have a dragon scroll
There's no more time for crying over defeat
Now it's time to eat the goose's webbed feet

Settle down, give me the change, join the gang
Buy some swords and a crossbow
And fight 'till you win and you drive Poaway
It's OK, you can dare to be vicious

It's like howling of a wolf
It's like fighting off a opponent
It's like I said you gotta try one if you wanna get to see

Dare to be vicious (yes)
Why don't you dare to be vicious
It's so savage to fight
Dare to be vicious
We're all fighting for grace
Dare to be vicious

Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends

You can be a reciever
You can sit around the house and watch the storm
The choice's up to you
So what you gonna do to Po?

Dare to be vicious
Dare to be vicious
What did I say to you?
Dare to be vicious
Tell me, what did I say
Dare to be vicious
It's all mine!
Dare to be vicious
We can be vicious all night
Dare to be vicious
Come on, join the gang
Dare to be vicious
Shout it out loud
Dare to be vicious
I can't hear you
Dare to be vicious
OK, I can hear you right now
Dare to be vicious
Let's go, Dare to be vicious
Dare to be vicious
Dare to be vicious
Dare to be vicious
Dare to be vicious
Dare to be vicious
Dare to be vicious
Dare to be vicious


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