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Song Parodies -> "Don't Wear Those Shoes Again!"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Wear Those Shoes"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Wear Those Shoes Again!"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

You can try
Putting cigarette butts on top of my custard pie
Don't matter
If you got lots of glass bottles to shatter
Well, I'll let you try covering up my cat in beer batter
Whatever I'll please ya, even though I can't imagine why

But I'm begging you down on my bended knees
Don't go ahead and wear those shoes
You can spend my Benjamins to pay your phone bills
Well I don't just mind, but please don't wear those shoes
Don't wear those shoes

There's no risk
At all filling up my hamper with heads of lettuce
You can do
Throwing up against my cousin's least favorite nephew
And clean up the grout of my bathroom with liters of Mountain Dew
You can cut off your neighbor's daughter's braids and make some rope

But I'm begging you down on my bended knees
Don't think about wearing those shoes
You can cough at my face and fart behind me
Though I just don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes

Oh no, don't wear those shoes
I said, oh no, oh no
Oh no, please don't wear those...

Destroy my Wii with a hammer and a hacksaw
Break my DVD's if you can
Have your tennis racket attached by a tether ball
Surf the web and post much spam

But now I'm begging you down on my bended knees
I can live with that, don't wear those shoes
You can play Van Halen's "Panama"
At full blast, but please don't wear those...

I said, oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes
I said, oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes

You can paper my walls with lots of bad news
But don't ever try to wear those shoes
You can play your tambourines while I'm trying to snooze
But please don't ever wear those shoes
You can grind coffee onto my apple juice
So to speak, please don't wear those shoes
You can go ahead and dye my hair puce
But please, please don't wear those shoes

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littleCupCakes - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, I wonder just what type of shoes these might be ????

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