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Song Parodies -> "You Need A Nephew"

Original Song Title:

"Dare To Be Stupid"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"You Need A Nephew"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

It's like making a nephew out of one of your cousins' sons.
Trust certain bloodlines and listen to me
It's time for us to set up your life
It's time to let your cousins become your brothers
It's time to let your grandpa die
You better father your niece with wrong things
You better make friends out of your enemies
You better spend time with your concubine
Make your cousin's daughter another niece

You better bury your dad in the yard
When your sister's not around
And go make yourself pregnant, it's not too hard

Make another grandpa
Hide your female cousin
Dump her whiny husband
Right now and then
You need a nephew

Look for a foster mom
Don't forget a foster aunt
And a stepbrother
And stepfather
Still, you've wanted a nephew

You can marry some female
Who's five years younger than you
Turn your godmother into your new grandmother too
You need a nephew

Look forward and you need a nephew
Could be easy to do
We're all waiting for you
Let's go!

It's time to have a third niece now
So you wanted to volunteer
There's no time to feed a little boy with a Red Bull
Now it's time to get into gear
Settle down, raise a family, meet a girl named Mike
Mess up and change other people's likes
Set up some fake family trees tonight
Enough hype, now you wanted a nephew

It's like you're going to father
One of your cousins' sons
So your sister's not an aunt while your uncles had felt down in the dumps
You need a nephew

Your cover's blown, you need to nephew
Oh well it can be, can be easy to do
We're all waiting for you

Make a niece out of one of your
Cousins' daughters if you please
Held your brother hostage and settle the score

Paint your uncle's hair purple and your aunt's hair blue
Make your sister's sons your own if you have to
Your future is at stake
Don't ruin your fate
You need a nephew
You need a nephew

What did I say? (you need a nephew)
Tell me, what did I say? (you need a nephew)
It's all right (you need a nephew)
I want a nephew all right (you need a nephew)
Come on, join the crowd (you need a nephew)
Shout it out loud (we need a nephew)
I can't hear you (you need a nephew)
Okay, I can hear you now (you need a nephew)

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Agrimorfee - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Some unhealthy ideas are floating around in your noggin today, TSB.

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