I went to a gym to meet some girls
I asked where they'd be he said try Yoga
Y-O-G-A yoga

I better known for being straight like a pencil
But they made me bend into a pretzel
During Yoga
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They probably should have tied my hand to a moving car
Because they made me stretch it out so very far
During Yoga
Yo yo yo yo yoga

I don't understand how people don't break
When after 1 workout every muscle aches
After Yoga
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Trying workouts that I've never tried
After 1 workout I cried and cried
Everyone gets it like a piece of cake
But I could use some help for heaven sake

Gotta have a trainer I won't do it alone
If I do I think I'll break every bone
Practicing Yoga
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Yoga
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This exercise is very hard
I don't enjoy it at all but what the heck
Since I started I can wrap my legs around my neck
Stretching out my legs is always the pits
Oh and I can finally do the splits

When people see me they all point
Because I can pop out every joint
During yoga
Yo yo yo yo yoga

Training to hard might give me a cyst
They way I turn my head better call an exorcist
Because of yoga
Yo yo yo yo yoga

Now as I workout I'm doing well
A month ago I'd of yoga started in hell
But now I really like it a lot
I attend every class I've never forgot

If I keep on practicing more and more
I won't even need a girl to score
Thanks to yoga
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