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Song Parodies -> "YOGA"

Original Song Title:

"YODA"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"YOGA"

Parody Written by:

Zak Randall

The Lyrics

I know the original was by the Kinks but I've never heard it before
I went to a gym to meet some girls
I asked where they'd be he said try Yoga
Y-O-G-A yoga

I better known for being straight like a pencil
But they made me bend into a pretzel
During Yoga
Yo yo yo yo yoga

They probably should have tied my hand to a moving car
Because they made me stretch it out so very far
During Yoga
Yo yo yo yo yoga

I don't understand how people don't break
When after 1 workout every muscle aches
After Yoga
Yo yo yo yo yoga Yo yo yo yo yoga

Trying workouts that I've never tried
After 1 workout I cried and cried
Everyone gets it like a piece of cake
But I could use some help for heaven sake

Gotta have a trainer I won't do it alone
If I do I think I'll break every bone
Practicing Yoga
Yo yo yo yo yoga Yo yo yo yo yoga

Yoga
Yo yo yo yo yoga Yo yo yo yo yoga

This exercise is very hard
I don't enjoy it at all but what the heck
Since I started I can wrap my legs around my neck
Stretching out my legs is always the pits
Oh and I can finally do the splits

When people see me they all point
Because I can pop out every joint
During yoga
Yo yo yo yo yoga

Training to hard might give me a cyst
They way I turn my head better call an exorcist
Because of yoga
Yo yo yo yo yoga

Now as I workout I'm doing well
A month ago I'd of yoga started in hell
But now I really like it a lot
I attend every class I've never forgot

If I keep on practicing more and more
I won't even need a girl to score
Thanks to yoga
Yo yo yo yo yoga

Yoga yo yo yo yo yoga Yo yo yo yo yoga
Yoga yo yo yo yo yoga Yo yo yo yo yoga

Yoga yo yo yo yo yoga Yo yo yo yo yoga
Yoga yo yo yo yo yoga Yo yo yo yo yoga

Yoga yo yo yo yo yoga Yo yo yo yo yoga
Yoga yo yo yo yo yoga Yo yo yo yo yoga

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Claude Prez - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad; I liked the "won't even need a girl to score line"
Wild Man - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I think the artist is the Kinks, and the song is Lola. You did a great job with the yoga. I can't say I've seen that subject done before.
4 - October 25, 2003 - Report this comment
hi
Old Comedywriter - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
A parody of a parody? A parody once removed? A second cousin to a parody? Six degrees of satirization?

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